Saturday, June 30, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
Five days from now, in between gasping for breath, I will be cursing my own stupidity for signing up for...
Before you ask, since this is my first year at this particular festival of suffering, I signed up for the shorter ride -- 50 miles. I may be foolish, but I'm not insane.
Wish me luck. No, better yet, pray that the medic van never strays far from my rear wheel.
www.bloodsweatandgears.org
Before you ask, since this is my first year at this particular festival of suffering, I signed up for the shorter ride -- 50 miles. I may be foolish, but I'm not insane.
Wish me luck. No, better yet, pray that the medic van never strays far from my rear wheel.
www.bloodsweatandgears.org
Friday, June 15, 2007
Legacy
A few Sundays ago I was listening to a sermon on parenting. The pastor was talking about leaving a legacy for your children. I began to wonder what legacy I had left for my children. That really didn't go anywhere, so instead I jotted down the legacy I wish I had left for them:
1) First your pants, then your shoes.
2) "Shotgun" may only be called when all passengers are in view of the car.
3) You have to eat the green beans because the dog doesn't like them either.
4) When you get tired of license plate bingo, count nose-pickers.
5) I have been your age, but you haven't been mine. Consider that before you try to outsmart me.
6) Never eat anything bigger than your head.
7) "Paper" usually wins.
8) Never copy another person's paper in the back row. They're back there because they don't get it either.
9) I love you but I will fail you at some point. God will not.
10) Don't forget item nine.
Anyone else want to have a crack at their rules for life?
1) First your pants, then your shoes.
2) "Shotgun" may only be called when all passengers are in view of the car.
3) You have to eat the green beans because the dog doesn't like them either.
4) When you get tired of license plate bingo, count nose-pickers.
5) I have been your age, but you haven't been mine. Consider that before you try to outsmart me.
6) Never eat anything bigger than your head.
7) "Paper" usually wins.
8) Never copy another person's paper in the back row. They're back there because they don't get it either.
9) I love you but I will fail you at some point. God will not.
10) Don't forget item nine.
Anyone else want to have a crack at their rules for life?
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
The Sleeping Giant
Our last entry was titled "The Sleeping Giant Awakens" I am wondering if it is now time to compose the last rites for the Kulka Sleeping Giant's final sleep. If so, what should the tombstone read? If not, WAKE UP, FAMILY.
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